moron classics

one classical situation i can think of:
farting in the elevator and then the boss comes in when it stops next.. ups.

Calling the school director out of one of his lessons because I couldn't find the second teaching cd: it was right next to the first cd.

Happily ringing up groceries but not having enough money to pay.

Trying to hang my duvet on stick on hooks to block out the street light.

Trying to hang my duvet on coathangers to block out the street light.

Not travelling with a smaller back pack for arrival.

Not travelling with a towel.

questionaire

stupidest thing (you think) you did this week: buying seven pairs of nylons
stupidest thing (others might think) you did this week: buying seven pairs of nylons
first thought about chocolate: need some
last time you did hurt yourself? when cleaning the bath and getting up from the floor ramming the thing to regulate the temperature from the heater into my side.
most irregular thought of the day: my good, this nylons would look gorgous
did you say something stupid to someone else?
i am running out of steam...

Conversation lost, needs re-planting

Where is my moron friend? Why do we not chat anymore?

Is it because you work for the MAN?

Is it because you sleep with the other MAN?

Is it because you are German and as know Germans are all closet Xenophobes?

Are you scared you might reveal something intimate again (I mean, who pees in the bath?)

AH MY MORON! SPEAK TO ME? ARISE! AND SPEAK! SPEAK!

ashamed II

not having enough time or will power or both to have contact with the person very important for me makes me sad and dumb. moron me i think and turn back to think that i am not able to life how i want and that i am too absorbed by time-eating habits and circeling around myself-thinkings.. well. my thesis needs to be finished. then i can go on being a self-content moron. until then my nerves wil be a bit worn and my heart a bit cooler then usual and my mind scattered and not even able to be a wholy moron anymore..

ashamed

letting go months which could have been used for work one acctually wants to accomblish and then in the end getting into stress and not being able to do it as good as one would wish one could do with more time. so super-moron! and i feel so embarassed in front of all my colleagues and friends..

mhhh i like mints ;)
here we are all together suffering from four weeks constant rainy weather... luckily i am not alone otherwise i would ask myself by now why it always rains on me..