moron classics

one classical situation i can think of:
farting in the elevator and then the boss comes in when it stops next.. ups.

Calling the school director out of one of his lessons because I couldn't find the second teaching cd: it was right next to the first cd.

Happily ringing up groceries but not having enough money to pay.

Trying to hang my duvet on stick on hooks to block out the street light.

Trying to hang my duvet on coathangers to block out the street light.

Not travelling with a smaller back pack for arrival.

Not travelling with a towel.

questionaire

stupidest thing (you think) you did this week: buying seven pairs of nylons
stupidest thing (others might think) you did this week: buying seven pairs of nylons
first thought about chocolate: need some
last time you did hurt yourself? when cleaning the bath and getting up from the floor ramming the thing to regulate the temperature from the heater into my side.
most irregular thought of the day: my good, this nylons would look gorgous
did you say something stupid to someone else?
i am running out of steam...

Conversation lost, needs re-planting

Where is my moron friend? Why do we not chat anymore?

Is it because you work for the MAN?

Is it because you sleep with the other MAN?

Is it because you are German and as know Germans are all closet Xenophobes?

Are you scared you might reveal something intimate again (I mean, who pees in the bath?)

AH MY MORON! SPEAK TO ME? ARISE! AND SPEAK! SPEAK!