ashamed II

not having enough time or will power or both to have contact with the person very important for me makes me sad and dumb. moron me i think and turn back to think that i am not able to life how i want and that i am too absorbed by time-eating habits and circeling around myself-thinkings.. well. my thesis needs to be finished. then i can go on being a self-content moron. until then my nerves wil be a bit worn and my heart a bit cooler then usual and my mind scattered and not even able to be a wholy moron anymore..

ashamed

letting go months which could have been used for work one acctually wants to accomblish and then in the end getting into stress and not being able to do it as good as one would wish one could do with more time. so super-moron! and i feel so embarassed in front of all my colleagues and friends..

mhhh i like mints ;)
here we are all together suffering from four weeks constant rainy weather... luckily i am not alone otherwise i would ask myself by now why it always rains on me..

Mornoness my dear? Like all such questions, the answer lies partly in your Jeanetic Style and partly in your enviroMints.

can't be

you do have e-mail addresses in your group e-mail which are ficticious?

predisposition

is moronness inheritable? or contagious? is it a genotoxic damage, a mutation??
or do you get it from acquisition?

who is there?

questions

NOW THIS IS A GOOD ONE GUYS --- MUST READ ----



SOME WEIRD QUESTIONS!!!

W hy is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?


If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

Do you cry under water?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum."

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?


Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream ??

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (This one kills me !!!!)

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from ?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . . .

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

does it count to be absolutely nuts with numbers and statistics and doing one's thesis in fundamental research in natural science?

does it count if I hope people will think I'm cool because I have many email addresses in my group emails? Yet most are just acquaintances?

does it count if I blow my nose in the shower?

ants where

me moronness:
- eating one's owns toenails because one thinks that the body needs the material to build new ones
- not looking at birds too long because one fears that the birds may be disturbed by someone looking at them
- peeing in the shower
- peeing in the bath
- bathing one's mobile phone in mango juice on the car seat
- drinking beer even the doc said one shouldn't do so
- not doing anything for one's thesis even one knows it only gets worse if one won't do it
- buying porcelain cups for friends overseas (is it really a good idea to send those with the mail?)
- being ashamed of one's own hair
- getting sad about the corruption of the world because the neighbours are not cleaning the stairways like said in the rules of the house
- to lick food from the table in front of a guest


moron to moron
rusk to rusk

question

How do u know if you are a moron?

If think you are not.
If you want to smile at strangers
If you live with you parents
If you combine trips to bathroom with another purpose (to save energy)
If no-one understands you (don't worry you're safe here)
If you feel sad when you tread on an ant

--what else? moron?

reply

My moron heart?
It feels at night
a seperatness
mornoness is no joke!
it is what I am and is not what I'm not
the cannonball that rockets from my heart
momentous momentum which cannot be stopped
though I try
and so I divide
--better the known moron than moron unknown

;)

thou moron heart
i wonder how
thou feel at night
when there's no light
can you still feel
thou endless moronness
or is it then that it is at rest?

ouch!

there once was a moron from poland
who thought of himself being brilliant
then he felt deep
even it wasn't steep
and realized his moronness was reluctant

philosophically speaking

who was there first: the moron or the moron?