me moronness:
- eating one's owns toenails because one thinks that the body needs the material to build new ones
- not looking at birds too long because one fears that the birds may be disturbed by someone looking at them
- peeing in the shower
- peeing in the bath
- bathing one's mobile phone in mango juice on the car seat
- drinking beer even the doc said one shouldn't do so
- not doing anything for one's thesis even one knows it only gets worse if one won't do it
- buying porcelain cups for friends overseas (is it really a good idea to send those with the mail?)
- being ashamed of one's own hair
- getting sad about the corruption of the world because the neighbours are not cleaning the stairways like said in the rules of the house
- to lick food from the table in front of a guest
moron to moron
rusk to rusk
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